After a video message in which Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reprimanded the Biden administration’s “inconceivable” decision to allegedly pause the shipping of weapons to Israel, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre darted to her podium to beg forgiveness.
“We genuinely do not know what he’s talking about,” Jean-Pierre cries, waving actual prayer hands. “We just don’t.” She then admits to one (“just one!”) shipment of 2000-pound bombs that was paused in May over the Rafah tent massacre but assures reporters that the US is in final talks with the Israelis to reinstate it.
“There are no other pauses,” she pleads. “None! No other pauses or holds in place.” Okay, we believe you. Hopefully when the International Criminal Court eventually tries you for aiding and funding a genocide, they’ll believe you too.
Also in this week’s Thursday Throwdown: NYC Mayor Eric Adams wants to ban masks on subways in order to dox anti-genocide protesters who wear masks in fear of losing their jobs or getting attacked by Zionists. He compares the student protesters to the KKK.
National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan is giving the ok go to Ukraine to begin attacking deeper into Russia. It seems that in his tenure in this role, Sullivan has done everything but ensure national security.
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