English Manif: Jimmy Fallon dispenses with any pretenses that his child is a human being

Just when you thought gay men had the market on treating babies like fashion accessories, we come across Jimmy Fallon, a heterosexual married man who conceived a child through a surrogacy agreement with his wife's friend.

Following the footsteps of narcissist extraordinaire Ricky Martin (whose autobiography was appropriately titled Me), Fallon wastes no time jumping into the spotlight and showing off his designer baby on the cover of popular magazines.

The charm offensive to cover up misogyny and eugenics is adorable. Look at that cute little baby! And with the matching suit and tie -- she matches! And Jimmy got her on the cheap. It's like scoring a great bargain at Walmart, finding a couture lookalike made in China that nobody could ever spot.  (more...)

English Manif: Jimmy Fallon dispenses with any pretenses that his child is a human being