One Billion Catholics Confess: "We Were Wrong"

This past weekend,  a great movement in the (c)atholic church burst upon the world:

Credits to Blogwrath, where you can see the Full Monty

Please, please, please, please, puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez forgive us!
If you can swallow that, you'll have no trouble with the big blue Viagra pill.

Special of the day at the cafeteria.

Honey, I queered the kids. Yes, we are coming for your brats.

A pridely tribute to patron Michael Coren (he didn't get the paunch quite right)

Some Woodstock-era hippies who lost their way.

 And since the Coren family barbecue is sure to be "inclusive":